Servings 2 Prep Time 5 mins Cook Time 15 mins Total Time 20 mins Another recipe where I was getting somewhat drunk but this time ahead of a divisional planning day. I decided that I’d rather keep drinking to come up with a new recipe and here it is. Tuna and Chilli rissoles but the […]

Servings 2 Prep Time 0 mins Cook Time 25 mins Total Time 25 mins The aim here was to take some very basic ingredients and to add yuminess. Adding yuminess means being prepared for the Zombie apocalypse with a store of sliced black olives and capers along with some Italian herbs. If you were super […]

Servings 2 Prep Time 0 mins Cook Time 25 mins Total Time 25 mins So, I was home alone and drinking rather too much and I wondered about what I could create with minimal effort and minimal ingredients and I came up with this recipe for a tuna risotto. Honestly, it couldn’t get any easier. […]

Servings 2 Prep Time 0 mins Cook Time 20 mins Total Time 20 mins I know it’s hard to believe but Stagg tinned chilli is actually really tasty. As in, I have happily eaten it during Zombie free times. For Zombie times I have around 50 tins of the stuff because I like it so […]

Servings 2 Prep Time 5 mins Cook Time 20 mins Total Time 25 mins Cooking is an art as much as it is a science. Take this recipe for example. You can make the recipe according to the instructions and you’ll get a medium sweet and sour sauce. After that it is up to you. […]

Servings 2 Prep Time 5 mins Cook Time 10 mins Total Time 15 mins I come from a very dysfunctional family and so I wouldn’t really mind if they got eaten up by Zombies. The exception to my dysfunctional family is my grandmother, long since deceased and so not to be eaten by Zombies. My […]

Servings 4 Prep Time 15 mins Cook Time 90 mins Total Time 105 mins There’s three different ways to make this dish depending on what kind of Zombie day you’re having. If you’re pressed for time because the hordes need culling, then chop the ham into cubes, make a stove top sauce with all the […]

Servings 2 Prep Time 5 mins Cook Time 10 mins Total Time 15 mins I know. I know. It’s the Zombie apocalypse and so eating salmon patties just seems so excessively indulgent. But that is the whole point of this blog. All of these ingredients can be stocked and stored for years. Well, except the […]

Servings 4 Prep Time 10 mins Cook Time 120 mins Total Time 130 mins If you have been following my blog then you will know that it is all about eating well during the Zombie Apocalypse. Really, who wants to just survive when a little pre-planning could see you indulging in culinary delights when all […]

Servings 4 Prep Time 0 mins Cook Time 20 mins Total Time 20 mins It is so easy to stock up on the ingredients for this curry that it is just not funny. Basically every ingredient has a 2-3 year shelf life and if you plan ahead you will have everything you need for a […]