Survival 101: Custard of Delight

Recipes for the Apocalypse
End of Times

Servings 4

Prep Time 10 mins

Cook Time  15 mins

Total Time 25 mins

Image by Stefan Keller from Pixabay

If you’re in the midst of the Zombie Apocalypse, there’s nothing that you’ll want more than comfort food. If you’re English then you  can count a good custard desert in that category. However, this is custard made in the knowledge that deliciousness will be hard to come by with the hoards surrounding you.

But not so if you have prepared yourself. You’re going to need custard powder, cocoa powder ,dried banana chipsvanilla whipped cream and chocolate flakes. If you have all of these ingredients you’ll be able to make chocolate custard with banana and with added yuminess of vanilla cream.


  • 2 tbsp of custard powder yellow so goo
  • 1 tbsp of caster or granulated sugar yum
  • 500 ml full cream and it’s so yummy milk
  • 2 tbsp of dark & rich cocoa powder wow
  • 1/2 pack (5 0z / 150 grams) banana chips
  • Enough whipped cream to cover custard
  • Chocolate sprinkles to cover the creamed


  1. Place 2 level tbsp of custard powder in a saucepan.
  2. Add 1 level tbsp of sugar and stir it all up to mix it all.
  3. Add 2 tbsp of milk to make it into a thick kind of paste.
  4. Turn on the heat to low and add stir paste mix together.
  5. Gradually add the remaining milk stirring all the time.
  6. Mix cocoa with 2 tbsp boiling water and stir into custard.
  7. From this point on the recipe is choice for what you like.
  8. Me , I tip the cooked custard into a 1.5 litre serving dish.
  9. Then I let it cool until the custard is kind of luke warm.
  10. Spread the banana chips evenly over the custard mix.
  11. Spray enough whipped cream to cover the custard mix.
  12. Then top the whole thing off with chocolate sprinkles.

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